have you seen the commercial for taco bell with the bacon club chalupa?
it starts out with two women out at the bar (ostensibly trying to pick up guys) and one woman shows the other woman that she has a bacon club chalupa in her purse. woman #2 says something along the lines of "why do you have that in your purse?" and women #1 replies "guys love bacon." then, there are three pretty attractive guys at their table trying to talk to them. is it that easy? alison and i were watching TV and when i saw that i told alison i'd carry bacon on me at all time. she said she would too, which is even funnier because she's a vegetarian.
that let to a conversation about bacon undergarments, including a bacon bra, which i termed a "bracon" (prounounced 'brah-con'). i also talked about bacon undergarments (a b-string).
this is how i'll find my future husband i guess.
i wonder if any specific brand works better than others.
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I think two things:
1: you both have way too much time on your hands
2: you both need in-depth counseling!!!
That sounds a lot like the kind of stuff you and dad do....and I just feel left out!!!!
my favorite is facon. just like bacon, ONLY FAKE! if alison hasn't tried it, she certianly needs to do. well....if she liked bacon, that is.
and, have you seen the commercial with the woman that looks preeeeetty much like a troll, assuming trolls have enormous ears, bad teeth, and a unibrow to shame the one my brother sported in high school. anyway, said troll looking lady throughout the commercial is attracting all SORTS of beautiful men to her. it shows her doing all these average things and men just falling for her. then, it shows back to that morning when she was getting ready for the day and she dabs a planters cashew on her wrist, neck, behind the ears, and a quick dab at her cleavage.
long explanation to get to the point that men love cashews as well as bacon. but not me! i'm all sugared up on special k cereal bars!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
oh, and i'm allergic to nuts as well as being a vegetarian....
yeah. i'm almost certain it works. here's how i know.
one time, ryan and i had a very satisfying "romp" (if you will). it was long, foreplay actually happened and we even took it upon ourselves to use MULTIPLE positions (meaning more than two and only one of which involved me lying on my back... which is BIG news). it was some fantastic sex!
when we were done, we rolled over all breathless. this would be the time where someone says "was it good for you?" or something simliar. i was trying to think up the right words. but apparently they came to ryan right away...
wait for it....
ahem...
"THAT WAS BETTER THAN AN OMELETTE!!!"
yes, he really said that. and the next day for lunch we had to have omelettes.
so, the baon thing is a good idea. or might i recommend brausage.
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